Reasons Fried Chicken and Coffee Hasn't Updated Recently

1. Why do you care?

2. If you care/d, maybe you could have, I don't know, sent me a mes­sage and asked me whas­sup. Some of you did, to your ever­last­ing credit.

3. A cow some­where died and I was dev­as­tat­ed, but decid­ed not to give up beef after all.

4. Reg­u­lar old ennui.

5. Shit stir­ring in the old homestead.

6. I was writing.

7. (I wish.)

8. No good excuse.

Pick yours, and thanks for reading.