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Southern Literature Stuck in the Past?

Chris Tusa thinks so, and makes his case in the Spring 2011 issue of Sto­ry South.

Any­one who’s spent any length of time liv­ing in the south knows that his­to­ry is impor­tant to us. In the south, we cling to words like “tra­di­tion” and “her­itage.” If you search the term “Deep South” on Wikipedia, you’ll find head­ings like His­to­ry, Civ­il War, and Recon­struc­tion. The recent debate con­cern­ing the Con­fed­er­ate bat­tle flag only fur­ther demon­strat­ed this, imme­di­ate­ly prompt­ing the con­struc­tion of south­ern-based web­sites with titles like “Pre­serv­ing the South­ern Her­itage” and “His­to­ry not Hate.”

So why is this? Why, as south­ern­ers, are we so obsessed with the past? Is there some­thing hid­den in our red­neck genes, some­thing wrig­gling deep in our south­ern-fried DNA that caus­es us, as south­ern­ers, to cling to the past? One answer might be that as south­ern­ers we are so obsessed with the past that we sim­ply aren’t inter­est­ed or con­cerned with exam­in­ing our present or our future. Some might even argue (most­ly north­ern­ers I pre­sume) that it’s pre­cise­ly this kind of back­ward think­ing, this con­stant look­ing to the past, that has led to the south’s obvi­ous lack of progress, espe­cial­ly in terms of edu­ca­tion, pol­lu­tion, unem­ploy­ment, and pover­ty. Regard­less of your opin­ions one way or the oth­er, it’s dif­fi­cult to ignore the fact that these days young south­ern writ­ers seem inex­orably drawn to the south’s past, rather than its present. Over and over, young con­tem­po­rary south­ern writ­ers seem much more con­tent to drudge knee-deep through the south’s bloody his­to­ry than explore its present. And, when they aren’t explor­ing the south’s past, they seem much more com­pelled to rewrite great south­ern lit­er­ary tra­di­tions than explore the south’s present, or even its future for that mat­ter. Who can for­get Susan Lori Parks’ won­der­ful trib­ute to Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying or Alice Randall’s rethink­ing of Mitchell’s Gone with The Wind. Don’t get me wrong. These are all won­der­ful­ly cre­ative and skill­ful books, but as a south­ern writer in my thir­ties, I can­not help but won­der why such writ­ers aren’t as equal­ly con­cerned with exam­in­ing the south’s present. More.

I think Tusa's essay (by the way, I read his book Dirty Lit­tle Angels and real­ly liked it) hits me in some ways–the search for the new, how­ev­er you find it, and in what­ev­er time period–ought to be a pri­ma­ry goal of good region­al writ­ing, for instance. Not being from the South myself, I feel  hes­i­tant to say what I think of the thing in its entire­ty except to list books and writ­ers I've read that argue against his view–Silas House's Clay's Quilt, the sto­ries of Paula K. Gov­er, who no one seems to care about but me, Amy Greene's Blood­root and so many moredoesn't real­ly address the point. There are oth­er names I could add and antholo­gies and books clos­er to home and among my friend­slists I could sug­gest, but I see his point over­all and don't want to dis­tract, though my instinct is to kick against the idea.  I do think Tusa could expand his read­ing, though.

 

I apol­o­gize if the rest of you saw this essay already, but I thought it worth men­tion­ing here. I'm away from the com­put­er for a few days and so won't approve com­ments until prob­a­bly Sat­ur­day or so, but have at it if you like and I'll do the best I can to approve quickly.

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Poems from Mather Schneider

I MISS THE WOODS

It’s easy to wor­ship the world
but hard to wor­ship people.
Life should be like fight to a dog.
But all mod­ern life con­sists of
is society,
learn­ing how to nego­ti­ate society
how to deal with the pres­sure of oth­er people.
The suf­fo­ca­tion of too many rules,
too much forced equality
and the moral strong arm.
So many lives go by
with­out ever set­ting a foot

in the forest,
wilder­ness like a worm­hole to sanity,
a cor­ri­dor to the ancients,
a main­line to the heart and essen­tial life
and what is beyond life.

Every prob­lem soci­ety fran­ti­cal­ly tries to solve
is caused by soci­ety itself
and soci­ety can’t just
solve itself
except for one way,
and we don’t like to talk
(kaboom)
about that one.

DOWN AND NOT PROUD 

I am begin­ning to under­stand how someone
could dri­ve their car
over an animal

on pur­pose, as they’re dri­ving down the blacktop
at night in their truck,
how they could rev the righteous

engine into a fur­ry creature
just wan­der­ing out in the cold
dark beau­ty of the earth without

favor or expectation,
how see­ing pure fear
in tiny con­fused eyes can make

one glad, hideous, how dumb
one is with the need
to feel superior

to some­thing, to any­thing, to bend
a life to a
will 

when one is weak
and alone
and no one is watching. 

GATHERING

I don’t know if you know anything
about chickens,
but they lay a lot of eggs.
When I was a kid every morn­ing we’d go out
gathering.
Some of the hens liked the coop
but if they set their tiny minds
on get­ting out they
will,
clipped wings or not.
Don’t wor­ry, there were plenty
of eggs, it was East­er every
freakin' day.
Brown ones, white ones,
dou­ble yolks, some even had
embryos in them.
These were the ones that made
my sis­ter barf.
After a while we just let the wilder
ones go,
truth is you just get
tired of them
and we couldn’t sell the eggs
because every­body around had their own
troubles.
Some­times we ate
the chick­ens them­selves, but we were too lazy
to pluck the feathers,
instead skinned the stringy critters
and ate a tough meat
with­out the best part.
We were all thin
and mean, squabbling
and kick­ing in
the dirt.
The roost­ers slept around us
in the trees
and always woke us up
in the middle
of a dream.

THE SPINS

There­sa gets tired of me try­ing to kiss her
so she throws my bicycle
into her El Camino and drops
my fif­teen year old
drunk-on-rhubarb-wine ass
on the lip of a gul­ly out
by New Fayetteville,
five miles from my mom’s,
mid­dle of nowhere,
and push­es me away.
I fly down the gully's green throat
my hair straight back
like a high dive into the future
watery as blood
dis­tort­ed and dizzy
and faster than summer
comes the one lane bridge
with the sil­ver flash
of creek beneath it,
a red riv­er springing
like a roar from my mouth
into its mir­ror image,
the giant seem­ing­ly endless
climb in front of me,
and one small quick fish
below
swim­ming in circles.

Math­er Schnei­der is a 40 year old cab dri­ver from Tuc­son, Ari­zona. He is hap­pi­ly mar­ried to a sexy Mex­i­can woman. His poet­ry and prose have appeared in the small press since 1993. He has one full length book out by Inte­ri­or Noise Press called Drought Resis­tant Strain and anoth­er full length com­ing in the spring of 2011 from New York Quar­ter­ly Press

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System Failure

Yeah. It hap­pened to me, on my old­est com­put­er, which I trust­ed, and it let me down, as com­put­ers will. This again delays ship­ments of Ken Clark's won­der­ful chap, Eggs of Amer­i­can Song­birds., to some of you. I trust the issues will work them­selves out this week, but I know, I'm real­ly real­ly late. Late ship­ments will have oth­er odd­ments of gifts to try to make up for the crim­i­nal wait. I'm sorry.

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Anger Burns, by Gary Carter

 

There are those among us / sanc­ti­mo­nious pricks, soul searchers, reli­gious fanat­ics, etc. / who coun­sel that anger is bad, to be avoid­ed / but let me tell you in no uncer­tain terms that good old red-ass anger, blind fury, mad as hell is the only way to purge cer­tain feel­ings / like when that son of a bitch up the street, even after you told him to slow down, still ran over your neighbor’s dog, regard­less of whether it was in the road or not / or some bul­ly, big­ger and stronger, kicks your ass just because he can / or when you find out your wife is fuck­ing anoth­er man /

piss on that turn the oth­er cheek shit, for­give and for­get, rise above it, be a bet­ter man / nope, go fuck­ing crazy, so mad you’re cry­ing when you beat the liv­ing shit out of the bas­tard / so bat-shit red-eyed fevered that you’re in her face and want to eat her nose off / or, I guess you could jot down a few pithy phras­es, reg­is­ter your com­plaint via email, be all sophis­ti­cat­ed and French about the whole thing / I don’t know, there’s some­thing about being wronged that just brings out the con­fed­er­ate-flag-wav­ing bour­bon-crazed red­neck in me, makes me want to drink brown liquor, dri­ve fast and wax poet­ic about what a load of buck­shot will do to a man’s ass when he’s try­ing like hell to flee after you con­front­ed him about his sins /

yeah, preach­er, I could for­give him turn the oth­er cheek and let Jesus have his way with him at some point down the road / but can you hon­est­ly tell me that even in your saved by the grace of the Lamb, washed-clean soul you don’t feel the pow­er of the blood that surges through your veins when you get real­ly good and pissed off about some­thing? / remem­ber, no lying / Jesus is listening.

 

Based in Asheville, North Car­oli­na, Gary Carter's most recent­ly pub­lished work is Eliot’s Tale, a reverse com­ing-of-age road trip nov­el that con­tem­plates things done and left undone. His short fic­tion and poet­ry also have appeared recent­ly in Dead Mule, Burnt Bridge, Mus­ca­dine Lines, Read Short Fic­tion and Dew on the Kudzu.

 

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Andre Dubus in E‑format!

Andre Dubus is one of my five favorite writ­ers and has been for near­ly twen­ty years. One of my fond­est mem­o­ries is sit­ting in Jim Thomson's back­yard just chat­ting with him the one time I met him. This was short­ly before he died and I was there osten­si­bly to sell books, but most­ly what I was doing was admir­ing him at a near distance.

Open Media has released his work in e‑book for­mat, which is incred­i­ble news for those of you on the fore­front of e‑reading tech­nol­o­gy. Go get 'em, if you don't have them. I per­son­al­ly guar­an­tee they're worth the mon­ey and more.

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Homegrown Tomatoes, poem by Jenifer Lee Wallace

First thing you notice is the color.
“Red” doesn’t do it justice.
This shade only exists in Technicolor.
They haunt my dreams in late February,
when a foot of snow cov­ers the ground.
Not ruby, not scar­let, not cardinal.
“Puls­ing red” because they beat
like hearts on my plate.

There are four left.
Last har­vest of the season
sit­ting on the counter.
I won’t have the chance to taste them again
til next summer.
The knife sings, ecsta­t­ic as it releases
nec­tar and haloed seeds.

First bite: rapture.
Sum­mer sun and rich soil
cre­at­ed vine-ripened ecstasy.
Sweet­ness of refresh­ing rains,

respite from 100 heat,
adds a grace note to the aria
burst­ing as I chew.
Far too soon, all that’s left
is juice.
I raise the plate to my mouth and drink.

Jenifer Lee Wal­lace is a writer and poet from St. Louis, with fam­i­ly roots in the farm­land of south­east Missouri.
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News in the Redneck Press World

If you look at the drop­down menus at the top left cor­ner of the FCAC home page, you'll notice that Red­neck Press now has pages up for each of the chap­books we'll pub­lish this year as well as the anthol­o­gy White Trash, which we'll pub­lish in 2012. I want to reit­er­ate, as I have else­where, that FCAC and Red­neck Press are com­mit­ted to print­ing work from women in the next year or two. We'll do this by announce­ments via WOM-PO and VIDA as well as our nor­mal pro­mo­tion­al out­lets, in the hope and trust we'll get more sub­mis­sions from women. Sub­mis­sions for the 2012 chap­book series (three slots) are open. Please email me a man­u­script of no more than twen­ty-five poems in .pdf  (pre­ferred), .odt, .doc, .docx, or.rtf for­mats, attached to an email (rusty DOT Barnes AT gmail DOT com) with details of why you think Red­neck Press/FCAC is the right press for you. Please don’t send me bull­shit. Read the blog, the sto­ries, the poems, the man­i­festo, and be sure you’ve read a pub­lished poem or two in the last cen­tu­ry and can demon­strate that knowl­edge by what you’ve writ­ten. You could buy and read our first chap­book release, too.  That wouldn’t hurt your chances at all.

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What to Expect When Your Wells are Fracked

I said I wasn't going to post much on this any­more, but this arti­cle strikes me as help­ful. Con­sid­er who wrote it and why, and assume that every­thing in it is prob­a­bly under­state­ment. At least, that's my suspicion.

Dis­claimer: This arti­cle focus­es on the chang­ing sights and sounds you and your neigh­bors may expe­ri­ence once nat­ur­al gas explo­ration, devel­op­ment, and pro­duc­tion begins on your land. It is not intend­ed to dis­cuss the polit­i­cal, envi­ron­men­tal, or legal aspects of the deci­sion, or to con­sid­er your con­tract in depth.

Most landown­ers leas­ing land for Mar­cel­lus nat­ur­al gas devel­op­ment are inex­pe­ri­enced with drilling and indus­tri­al-scale oper­a­tions, lead­ing to mis­un­der­stand­ings of even well-inten­tioned infor­ma­tion. One fam­i­ly in Brad­ford, PA, for exam­ple, was told that they’d see a “house-sized propane tank” from their house. The father said, “We thought they meant like a res­i­den­tial tank, not one the size of a house.”

How­ev­er, when an engi­neer who works with indus­tri­al heat­ing and cool­ing equip­ment heard this sto­ry, he thought the company’s descrip­tion was clear. Air con­di­tion­ing units the size of small school bus­es are com­mon in his line of work; he con­nect­ed imme­di­ate­ly with the scale of the equip­ment. Most peo­ple, how­ev­er, think air con­di­tion­ers fit in the liv­ing room win­dow — our sense of scale doesn’t match indus­tri­al-sized equip­ment, and so some peo­ple may feel they mis­un­der­stand what oper­a­tors tell them.

This arti­cle offers an acces­si­ble descrip­tion of what landown­ers expe­ri­ence at dif­fer­ent stages dur­ing the process of drilling into the Mar­cel­lus Shale lay­er. Most of the fac­tu­al infor­ma­tion in this arti­cle was pro­vid­ed by either Brad Gill, direc­tor of Inde­pen­dent Oil and Gas Asso­ci­a­tion of New York (IOGANY) [2] or by Mark Scheuer­man, direc­tor of gov­ern­ment and media rela­tions for Tal­is­man Ener­gy, a prime play­er in Mar­cel­lus Shale devel­op­ment in New York and Penn­syl­va­nia, unless oth­er­wise indi­cat­ed. More.

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Greece, memoir by Rachel Cann

Once they are born, we fall in love. Irrev­o­ca­bly. The lit­tle toes, the lit­tle fin­gers, even the arch to the eye­brows we iden­ti­fy as our own, passed down from gen­er­a­tions.  The tiny ear is mas­ter­ful­ly per­fect, whorls to cov­et a mother’s whis­pers, the touch of my lips, some­times elec­tric, brings tears. I am hum­bled, and the child is bap­tized in a Greek Ortho­dox Church, though I am nei­ther reli­gious nor Greek Ortho­dox. I am angry and filled with fears.

I want noth­ing to do with any­one, just to be alone with my son, but putting on a false face I throw a big par­ty after the chris­ten­ing, rent­ing tables and chairs for the dri­ve­way of the house with the sunken liv­ing room and cathe­dral ceil­ings, the fire­place with a bro­ken flue where each Christ­mas I tried to burn a Yule log, caus­ing my hus­band to scream and tong it, still smok­ing, out to the snow, with the whole house filled with smoke. I so want­ed to be hap­py for all the hol­i­days I missed as a child. And though I knew noth­ing about flues or moth­er­hood, I was cer­tain I was capa­ble of real ten­der­ness. I had cooked for days: dol­math­es (grape leaves stuffed with rice and ham­burg), pas­tizio (mac­a­roni and ham­burg cov­ered with a béchamel sauce), bakla­va ( filo, stuffed with crushed wal­nuts and hon­ey)- and then came the icon­ic moment as I was putting the spinach pie back into the oven to crisp, when my moth­er spoke: “I didn’t know you could cook!”How could the spoiled child in me hate her for such an inane com­ment? Chalk­ing  the whole thing up to stress, because of the baby’s imper­fec­tions, I hid my feel­ings. I was not brought up to be dis­re­spect­ful, but would I nev­er stop feel­ing so break­able? We were not a hug­ging, back-slap­ping kind of fam­i­ly. Neg­a­tiv­i­ty is an inher­i­tance of a kind. But I was 28, mar­ried for 5 years. What did she think  we had been eat­ing all that time, pizza?

I always felt my moth­er was scan­ning for faults and exag­ger­at­ing my short­com­ings. She insist­ed I fly to Flori­da on spring break when the kids I’d planned on going with by car nev­er made it. The pas­sen­ger in the back slid under the front seat with the force of the col­li­sion. It could have been me, hob­bling about cam­pus on wood­en legs like the girl who invit­ed me. I nev­er even thanked my moth­er, let alone tell her she was right.

Then came my gimpy yiayia Sophie, a life­long Jehovah’s Wit­ness, lean­ing a bit to the left, off kil­ter, about a foot short­er than my moth­er, who was, at the time, a foot short­er than me. She had refused to attend the bap­tism, not respect­ing any reli­gion but her own, but she want­ed to give me what I assumed would be a bless­ing or some old-world advice I could prof­it from. A clove of gar­lic in the ear if he got an ear­ache or maybe a cot­ton ball dipped in olive oil. My grand­moth­er was so mean she made Cruel­la de Vil  look like the Good Fairy.  THA FAS XILO (you will eat wood), was a threat she made good dai­ly with a wood­en spoon when I was lit­tle, but I’d long since quit hat­ing her.

This boy,” she said, intu­itive­ly, “will leave you as soon as he’s grown to live with his father.”

I could hard­ly wait to call the taxi for the air­port! And just to show how bor­der­line psy­chot­ic they were mak­ing me, instead of Mex­i­co as I’d want­ed, because the pedi­a­tri­cian warned me about the water there, I was fly­ing to Greece.

The baby was 3 months old and trav­eled well. I stocked up with plen­ty of for­mu­la and dia­pers, checked into a hotel in Athens for 15 dol­lars a day, which includ­ed  a raisin break­fast cake and cof­fee, anx­ious to vis­it my grandmother’s sis­ter. My mother’s first cousin, Lam­bros, who didn’t look a bit like her, with his long, crag­gy fea­tures and shifty eyes, lived with his fam­i­ly on the top of a build­ing in Athens where there was an out­side show­er and a chick­en run­ning loose. They were very poor and when I pulled up in a taxi, I think they were  embar­rassed, wor­ried maybe what the neigh­bors would think.  The wife was squat and ugly and not very hos­pitable. I guessed the only rea­son Lam­bros would dri­ve me to Pyr­gos to vis­it his moth­er was to help their old­er daugh­ter, Tina, a girl of about 17, as long-faced as her father, but with a much sweet­er per­son­al­i­ty. Unfor­tu­nate­ly, she reeked of B.O. and wore a hair net like Ruth Buzzee on Laugh-In, the then pop­u­lar com­e­dy show. The mid­dle child, a boy of fif­teen, resem­bled his moth­er in face and body type. He’d been diag­nosed as hav­ing a case of hys­ter­i­cal paral­y­sis so that Lam­bros had to car­ry him from room to room. He’d been walk­ing fine for his first 10 years, but when the youngest daugh­ter had arrived, now a dar­ling Shirley Tem­ple look-a-like, with curly black hair and long eye­lash­es, all the boy could do was sit.

To hear my grand­moth­er tell it, she’d walked bare­foot for 200 miles, to get to Piraeus, the sea­port near Athens, escap­ing this tiny vil­lage of Pyr­gos Ilia on the top of the Pelo­pon­nesus Moun­tains. The whole town came out to greet me, the grand­daugh­ter of the cause célèbre Sophie, the only one to have left for Amer­i­ca in 50 years. The sis­ter, Christi­na, dressed in widow’s black from head toe, as is the cus­tom, was sit­ting with her knees spread pluck­ing feath­ers from a chick­en when we pulled up in a Renault. Con­sid­er­ing she was in her 80’s, she was very spright­ly, jump­ing up the minute she saw us, her face wreathed in tooth­less smiles. I was a lit­tle shocked to see how tiny she was com­pared to her sister.

When I gave her a loaf of store-bought white bread, as had been sug­gest­ed to bring for a gift, she called it “cake.” She act­ed as excit­ed as if she’d nev­er seen a loaf of white bread in her life. Her liv­ing quar­ters had a dirt floor, no elec­tric or inside plumb­ing. The toi­let was a pipe in the ground out­side. The first thing she showed me was an old chest, filled with used cloth­ing my grand­moth­er would send her to sell; a blue and white dress I had sewn in home eco­nom­ics, I hadn’t even missed.. Christi­na was described by a neigh­bor as the vil­lage beg­gar. She gave me so many hugs and kiss­es, near­ly all my feel­ings of depri­va­tion fad­ed. My grand­fa­ther had owned a restau­rant in a pret­ty chi-chi part of Boston, but the sis­ters’ rela­tion­ship had been stormy ever since Christina’s hus­band mur­dered their beloved broth­er and my grand­moth­er nev­er forgave.

Close by lived Christina’s daugh­ter in a one room house along with her hus­band and ten chil­dren. Anoth­er shockeroo for this spoiled brat of an Amer­i­can­ista! Where did they sleep? How did they have any pri­va­cy? The woman, in her thir­ties, took me aside, as soon as the intro­duc­tions were over. The doc­tor had told her if she had any more chil­dren she would die and she didn’t know what to do. Her hus­band, she said, with­out any embar­rass­ment, was always after sex. She’d nev­er heard of the birth con­trol pill nor any of the oth­er meth­ods of con­tra­cep­tion. What could I do but explain? This news, along what­ev­er com­mu­ni­ca­tion lines they afford­ed, trav­eled from Pyr­gos to the states to my grandmother’s ears like the old game of gos­sip we played in kinder­garten. Not only was I, an unmar­ried woman, guilty of dis­sem­i­nat­ing birth con­trol pills, just dis­cussing sex the way we had was an abom­i­na­tion. Instead of being one of the 144,000 going to heav­en along with my grand­moth­er who claimed her only two sex­u­al expe­ri­ences had been for the sole pur­pose of bear­ing chil­dren, I was des­tined for hell.

No, there had been no babies born like my own, that Christi­na knew of. If they had, they would have been left on a moun­tain-top for wolves.

Rachel Cann has received awards  from the Bar­bara Dem­ing Memo­r­i­al Foun­da­tion and a Fel­low­ship to the Ver­mont Stu­dio Cen­ter.  MFA Emer­son Col­lege 1989. Her sto­ries have been pub­lished in dozens of lit­er­ary mag­a­zines. Greece is part of a mem­oir-in-progress called Connected:Love in the Time of the Mafia.
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