Riverside, fiction by Kurt Taylor

Nicole swung around the cor­ner of the café counter in her smooth way, bal­anc­ing a tray of dish­es and cof­fee cups, just right, before stack­ing every­thing in the bus tub. She wore the same tight-fit­ting white out­fit she cleaned every day before she came to work at 6:00 AM. Two days ago, I’d seen every­thing she had. It was the first time.

She poured cof­fee in my thick mug, leaned in and whis­pered. “Don’t look at me that way,” her eyes rang­ing over the booths where men sat with their eggs and ham, scram­bled togeth­er today on spe­cial for $2.95.

Can’t help it, baby.”

Come on Daryl. Not here.”

What am I sup­posed to do? Stop com­ing in?”

And don’t call me baby. You need more water?”

I shook my head.

I get a break in a few,” she said. “Only fif­teen minutes.”

The sports page said the Bull­dogs quar­ter­back was sus­pend­ed for one game. He threw a book at his alge­bra teacher, it said. The alge­bra teacher was also his foot­ball coach, so that didn’t work out. The Bull­head City Dogs were 1–3, going nowhere in the Inter-Val­ley league; King­man, Bull­head City, Park­er, Hava­su. Nee­dles. Shit, who want­ed to live in Nee­dles? Route 66 and all that nos­tal­gia crap, like get­ting old some­how gets good at some point. Bunch of retired peo­ple clus­tered along the Col­orado in mobile homes say­ing ‘ain’t life grand’ while they played cards till they die on the porch in 110 degrees and go ripe all the sud­den. It was bet­ter in Bull­head City. Casi­nos across the riv­er, lots of young pret­ty girls, but I nev­er had much luck with them. Pour­ing me all kinds of hand craft­ed beer at Joe’s Crab shack─they called it ale─and the cute ones from out of the coun­try with name tags that said where they were from. Exot­ic places like Cara­cas, Pana­ma City. Some­times I thought they wore them like those old stamps they put on lug­gage when you trav­eled. Slap a stick­er on a suit­case like you’d been some place.

Lat­er we sat out­side on a pic­nic bench back of the café, up against the red­wood table and the five gal­lon plas­tic pick­le buck­et full of sand and cig­a­rette butts.

I don’t want some reg­u­lar thing, Daryl. I like what I got and I don’t want complicated.”

Don’t call it no reg­u­lar thing, then,” I said. “Don’t call it anything.”

I need this job, Daryl. Need it bad. I don’t want noth­in’ get­ting in the way.”

Noth­ing get­tin’ in the way? Like me sit­ting there at the counter every­day eat­ing break­fast? Leav­ing you tips?”

No, not like that.” Nicole leaned over to stub out a cig­a­rette in the sand, her white uni­form stretch­ing across her back. I could see the clasp on her bra through the fab­ric and the one inch strap.

You want to go to the foot­ball game Fri­day night?” I said.

Foot­ball game? You mean here?”

Dri­ve down to Nee­dles. Have din­ner, watch the game. Nee­dles has a real good run­ning back. Col­lege scouts are watch­ing him.”

Aren’t you still doing that scout­ing thing?”

Nah, not any­more. They got some new guy work­ing Vegas to Parker.”

Mike asked if I could work stand­by Fri­day night. Fill in if some­one calls in sick. I could use the money.”

I can help you with that. I told you.”

That was a loan, Daryl. The oth­er night. I’m not tak­ing no mon­ey for that.”

No, no. No. I’m not say­ing that. Look, you’ll know about Fri­day night by what time, say five o’clock? I’ll call you, see what you’re doing.”

Mar­ty and Iris came around back to their truck. They both waved at us. Mar­ty was a defen­sive back with the Dogs two years ago, all league his junior year until he broke his thigh bone, the big one, in his next to last game. He’d been putting on weight but still had mus­cle on him. Iris was car­ry­ing their first child. Due in a cou­ple of months. They got in to Marty’s black Ford F‑150, rolled across the grav­el and out to the highway.

He was a pret­ty good play­er,” I said. “Shame, though, the things that can hap­pen to a guy. We just about had him signed to Ari­zona State. Next thing, it’s over.” Mar­ty worked at the Gold­en Nugget, front desk. She stayed at home. Nicole wasn’t much old­er, grad­u­at­ed a few years ahead of them both, real­ly had no future, least that I could see. Wait­ress­ing. Cash­ing chips for drinks some­times if a bar­tender was in a good mood. There’d been rumors that when she need­ed mon­ey she’d knock on doors out­side at the River­boat look­ing for guys. Didn’t mat­ter to me. I knew she was clean. I wore a con­dom. The only one I had, sit­ting in the bath­room draw­er. They didn’t go bad, I fig­ured, even after six years. Not like that Gre­cian For­mu­la I’d brushed through my thin­ning hair that didn’t do shit. Squeezed it all out with an old bot­tle of Dra­no one day and the sink turned brown­ish green, like the edges of the Col­orado in the warm pools that didn’t get much flow in late sum­mer. Where algae thrived. Bloat­ed cat­fish float­ing upside down. The heat always won. It killed things in the water, not that any­one would call it that. But it did. Warm water killed fish. I saw them when I’d take the boat down stream where there used to be good pools, deep green and cool, and now were thick with scum and coiled up fish­ing line ris­ing and falling in the rip­ples and fish popped up on the sur­face like corks.

Nicole pulled out a Ben­son and Hedges, flicked a com­pact lighter and exhaled in the dry desert air. Moist lip gloss left a faint red ring on the filter.

We can take my boat,” I said. “Nice run down the riv­er, have a cou­ple of beers.”

How we gonna get to the game, then?”

Now you don’t have to wor­ry about that. I think we can get to the sta­di­um all right.”

Like you’ve done this a few times?”

Been to Nee­dles on the boat, yeah. Nev­er with a girl as pret­ty as you.”

I’ve seen some of those riv­er rats on the Park­er Strip. Those old broads jump in any old boat just to get some guy to buy ‘em a drink.”

That’s the fun zone down there. Jet boats, water ski­ing, all that riv­er stuff’s for tourists. It’s okay, we can dri­ve if you want.”

Boat sounds nice, Daryl. It real­ly does.”

And you’re not some old broad, Nicole. Not by a long shot.”

I’m a young broad, going on old. Come on Daryl, we don’t have to kid around about who we are.”

I put my hand on her shoul­der. She placed her hand on mine for a moment, then took my hand and put it back on the table. She smoked. I nev­er smoked much, but I always want­ed to when I’d see her with a cig­a­rette. Every­thing seemed to stop when I was with her. Time. Age. The epochal jour­ney of water down the riv­er that was steady just about all the time. I’d stop think­ing about where all that water end­ed up, run-off in canals and ditch­es and irri­ga­tion for crops and nurs­eries where plants and palm trees and shrub­bery grew before being loaded on a truck and plant­ed in some Cal­i­for­nia hous­ing tract. In someone’s front yard, shield­ing the neigh­bors and the street, not where kids played or climbed trees or any­thing, that wasn’t done much anymore.

Nicole had slid on top the oth­er night, doing most of the work, and she stayed right there after she gasped and threw her shoul­ders back, strad­dling, knees up, and asked me to hand her a cig­a­rette. I lit one for her and she stayed locked in, smok­ing, while I squirt­ed lotion on her breasts and rubbed them light­ly. She made a hum­ming sound, giv­ing off smoke sig­nals that drift­ed up before get­ting chopped in the ceil­ing fan. From every angle she was near per­fect, and I won­dered when it was over for a girl like that, when things began to peak, when the cig­a­rettes and trail­er nights and cling­ing motor­cy­cle rides start­ed wear­ing down the clean effer­ves­cence, when beau­ty prod­ucts start­ed mak­ing sense. She liked the lotion appli­ca­tion so much she turned around, set that mag­nif­i­cent hind side in my face and put the tube of lotion in my hand. I did what I was told. That was when time stood still, when I was bul­let-hard and she kicked the primer on and we explod­ed togeth­er in the cham­ber, fir­ing in unison.

In the morn­ing she got up and made cof­fee while I lay in bed. She show­ered, maybe ten min­utes, then stood in front of me in her smooth white out­fit and pulled her black sheer panties out of her purse, and dropped them on my face.

Bye, Daryl,” she said. “I’ll see you around.” I was in the café two hours lat­er hav­ing a sausage and bacon omelet, extra cheese.

* * *

Buddy’s Riv­er Sup­ply had most of what I need­ed. If Nicole couldn’t go Fri­day night, I’d have a cache of things I could use any­way. Beer, sun­tan lotion, baby oil, a new Sty­ro­foam cool­er that would hold a six-pack or two. An extra fish­ing pole with Buddy’s spe­cial lure, a three inch pink plas­tic wig­gly thing I fig­ured would at least get Nicole thinking.

You going out for more than a day there, Pard?” Bud­dy leaned across the counter with his palms flat on the glass, in front of racks of fish­ing poles, land­ing nets, box­es of bait.

Don’t think so. Could, though.”

Bud­dy shook his head. “Bet­ter put in some food. She like to make break­fast out on the water?”

Who said I’m going with anybody?”

You haven’t been out on the water all year. Least you said that, last time you were in here. New fish­ing pole? Cool­er?” He shrugged his shoulders.

I got­ta try out a cou­ple of new lures. See if you’re on the up and up, or still rip­ping off the tourists.”

Hey, none of my fuckin’ busi­ness what you’re doing out there. Get what you need. I’ll be over here.” He jerked a thumb to his right, down at the end of the counter. Two men were wait­ing, heavy set, gray beards, ban­danas tied around their thick necks.

Out on the floor in the fish­ing sec­tion there were more lures and plas­tic bait hang­ing on hooks, piled in card­board box­es. Some were scat­tered on the floor like a kid had plunged in, flung a hand­ful around and left them on the tile.

A nice Hudson’s Bay blan­ket was fold­ed on top of a stack of cheap cot­ton t‑shirts. I picked up the blan­ket, thick wool, the trade­mark green, red, yel­low and black clas­sic design. It was warmer than the old fad­ed blue Mon­tana State Foot­ball wind­break­er I kept on the boat. It wouldn’t get cold tonight, not on the riv­er after the game. But it might cool down enough to need a blan­ket if we stopped for a while, had a beer, lis­tened to the crick­ets chirp­ing along the banks and watched for bats fly­ing around on the night shift.

Misty’s Adult Delights was two blocks down the street. I’d go over there after fin­ish­ing up at Buddy’s. No win­dows in the front. Rear entrance. Dirt park­ing lot. Not a lot of ways to go in a shop like that with­out some­one notic­ing. When I’d called over there this morn­ing, some guy answered the phone. I hung up with­out say­ing anything.

Ryan came down the aisle at Buddy’s hold­ing a huge black night crawler. “This what you’re look­ing for Old Man?” He pushed the jig­gling rub­ber worm in my face. I pushed it away.

That what you use, Stud?” I said.

Don’t need noth­ing, Daryl. Don’t use no lures.”

Catch and release?” The cor­ner of my mouth curled. “Let ‘em go when you’re done?”

Three or four days, some­times. Let ‘em thrash around a bit. Brush those lit­tle gills. Throw back what I don’t need.”

Makes you proud, doesn’t it? I mean, hav­ing enough to go around. River’s like that, isn’t it?”

Old Man Riv­er. It’s end­less. End­less sup­ply. It just keeps com­ing at you. Nev­er know what it’ll bring.”

Fish bite if you got the right bait.”

Ryan got up close. I could see the day old stub­ble on his twen­ty-some­thing face. “Heard your bait’s a lit­tle worn, there, Old One.”

Heard that, did you? Hard of hear­ing, too? Knew you couldn’t read much, at least not the papers. News-papers. You wouldn’t know all the things they pull out of the riv­er when they drag the bottom.”

Spend­ing a lot of time at the Café, is what I’m hearing.”

Now why would you bring that up?” I stuck my index fin­ger in Ryan’s chest. “Impress me with your knowl­edge of local gossip?”

Any­body in par­tic­u­lar over there?” Ryan said, push­ing my fin­ger away. “Some­body I know?”

Catch and release, man. You had your limit.”

Got that right. Any­thing under six inch­es,” he held his palms togeth­er inch­es apart, thumbs up, “women throw ‘em back.”

Let me see that jig­gly thing you were hold­ing.” I put my hand out. He dropped the crawler in my palm. I looked under the legs, on the bot­tom, put the black rub­ber amphib­ian up in front of my eyes. Then up to my nose. Took a deep breath.

Might work,” I said. “I’ll take it.” I pulled the Hud­son Bay blan­ket from the rack, put the night crawler on the red stripe and walked down the aisle to the counter. Ryan fol­lowed me. I put the blan­ket and the crawler in the cool­er, along with a pack­age of ‘D’ cell bat­ter­ies, the lotion and baby oil and grabbed the fish­ing pole case and held it all in my arms.

Put every­thing on my account,” I said.

You don’t have an account here, Old Man.”

Start one.” I walked out of the store.

The ther­mome­ter in front of Mis­sion Bank said 102 F. It was eleven-thir­ty in the morn­ing. Misty’s was on the next block. The back door stuck so bad I had to pull with both hands, mak­ing a squeak loud enough to be heard at the front of the store. Like it was the door alarm, instead of chimes to let staff know a cus­tomer had entered the prop­er­ty. I stepped in and walked down the hall­way passed the bul­letin board full of pull-off index cards with names of lone­ly men and women, phone num­bers promis­ing any­thing from expert ‘clean­ing ser­vices’ to out-and-out whor­ing. The hot cor­ners of Neva­da and Ari­zona promised chance encoun­ters, fringe ben­e­fits for those who ven­tured beyond the state lines of Cal­i­for­nia and Utah. Cops paid no atten­tion, their hands full with men on the run deal­ing meth, bad checks, stolen pis­tols, hijack boun­ty trans­ferred from big rigs to pick­ups rolling around back roads. Most men who took part in the tear-off index card bonan­za were old and harm­less, escap­ing the rut of lat­er life for an hour or two in a seclud­ed trailer.

The sex indus­try was alive and well at Misty’s. The old back room empo­ri­ums with bad light­ing had mod­ern­ized into a pink and pur­ple plas­tic shrink-wrapped dis­play-case par­adise of prod­ucts that at first glance, didn’t look much dif­fer­ent than a sec­tion of Toys ‘R Us. The last time I’d been in I was look­ing for fla­vored condoms—banana, if my mem­o­ry served—‘for the nutri­tion­al val­ue’, my part­ner said, smil­ing through parched lips that need­ed a smear of Carmex. Now I need­ed the biggest bat­tery oper­at­ed crank toy I could find, some­thing to rock the boat, get a laugh and a moan at the same time, relieve the ten­sion and the pres­sure. Put things in my own hands, where I was best, and not down at the gut lev­el where anx­i­ety ruled. ‘That’s why God cre­at­ed bat­ter­ies’, one old broad at the counter said, laugh­ing, when I bought a piece I had to throw out lat­er when it leaked day-glo col­or­ing after a cou­ple of times with a Keno girl from Harrah’s. The Keno girl and I could both see in the dark for a while, drink­ing tequi­la shoot­ers and pass­ing out on the bed in the steam heat of an Indi­an Sum­mer on the riv­er at four in the morning.

Cash was the tick­et at Misty’s, no cred­it card trails show­ing up on Amer­i­can Express for ‘mer­chan­dise’ billed to some P. O. Box. Amex reps knew the dark side of goods and ser­vices. The man at the front was heavy, wore a long-sleeved red plaid shirt with a pock­et pro­tec­tor, his face half-way between need­ing a shave and a sor­ry attempt at a beard. He put every­thing in a black plas­tic bag and hand­ed it over the counter with his head down and his fin­ger fol­low­ing a mag­a­zine arti­cle in Amer­i­can Hand­gun­ner next to the reg­is­ter. He wasn’t much old­er than me and it made me wonder.e wHe

Out­side in the park­ing lot the heat shim­mered in waves and I got in my Jeep Wran­gler and start­ed mov­ing to get the air flow­ing. I pulled into my car­port and opened the slid­er to the dou­ble-wide, lis­tened for the beep of the mes­sage machine. Two calls.

Dad­dy, I hope you’re doing well. Is it hot there? St. George is dry, lots of tourists. I’ll be through with the semes­ter in a cou­ple of days. Can you come down? Love you. Oh, it’s no big prob­lem, but Ben needs his shots, and, well, you know. If you can help. Bye Dad­dy.” Ben was my grand­son, Kel­ly my daugh­ter. No son in law in sight. Not in my sights, any­way. Nowhere to be found. Nicole’s mes­sage said she’d meet me at the boat dock around three. Did I want her to bring some fried chick­en or chips? Either was fine, she said. I called her back and left a mes­sage for chips. Wait­ed a moment, then said bring some fried chick­en too. Mike made a good batch when he wasn’t drugged up on pre­scrip­tion pain med­ica­tion he said he had to take because of his back, strained and pulling apart from the years on the grill. Mike was anoth­er one, on and off, day to day, ran his café like it was a garage sale, putting out every­thing he had in the morn­ing on a break­fast buf­fet and let­ting the reg­u­lars pile through look­ing for gems. They were there, like his fried chick­en, the omelets on the reg­u­lar menu he put togeth­er like a tep­pan grill mas­ter, bang­ing pans and chop­ping ingre­di­ents fold­ed into fluffy fresh eggs sautéed in but­ter. He laid a plate in front of me one morn­ing when it was ear­ly, Nicole was off and no one was sit­ting at the counter. Looked both ways, right out of a ‘B’ movie, offered me a lit­tle .32 cal­iber pis­tol he said he’d only shot a cou­ple of times out­side his ranch house on two acres up on the bluff. Need­ed a lit­tle change, cash, scratch—he’d used all three words—and pulled the wood­en grips out from his apron two inch­es before I said, Gee Mike, been think­ing about one, heard they were pret­ty good lit­tle shoot­ers when that guy on the radio was talk­ing about it on his gun show, but hey, no thanks, not right now. What is this today, looks like spinach and swiss, and mushrooms?

Flo­ren­tine, he’d said. Flo­rence is big on spinach and mush­rooms. Eye-tal­ians, he said, and I thought every­thing they made had toma­to sauce.

Look at you,” I said. Nicole stood on the wood­en dock in tight black bike shorts and a white stretch bel­ly shirt hold­ing a wick­er pic­nic bas­ket with a red checked ging­ham cloth fold­ed on top. “Here, let me help you.” I stepped off the boat onto the dock, touched her arm with my hand. Her eyes matched the col­or of the riv­er and a puff of breeze was tobac­co laced and made me want to inhale hard. There were women who wore faint per­fume traces mixed with cig­a­rette smoke that lin­gered in your mind for years. She would be one of them, a drop of Opi­um under the ear and a Ben­son and Hedges were enough to make a man drop to his knees, con­fess sins of lust and lone­li­ness and beg at the same time for more of that damn pain.

I took the pic­nic bas­ket han­dle in one hand and Nicole’s slim fin­gers in the oth­er and guid­ed her aboard the 23 foot Regal.

Here,” I said. “Hand me those san­dals. Look great on your feet, but they’re no good on deck.” She reached down and hand­ed me the thin-strapped flat thongs. I stowed them in a side com­part­ment. I found some old boat shoes, a cou­ple of sizes too large but they’d keep her on firm footing.

These don’t look too sexy, do they?” she said.

You’ve got more than enough. Go bare­foot if you want. There’s no waves out there. But if a jet ski sprays the boat you don’t want to go down.”

I might want to go down.”

I slapped the soles of the thin-strapped shoes togeth­er, made a whack. “Then we’ll put the san­dals back on.”

Ooh.”

How she’d look at a high school foot­ball game in neo­prene bike shorts and a lycra stretch top, I’d wor­ry about lat­er. If we ever made it to the game. I ges­tured to the bench seat and Nicole laid out, her ruby pink toes against pearl white Nau­gahyde. I went below and stowed the pic­nic bas­ket, put the chick­en in the fridge and pulled out two Buds and cracked them open. I came up and hand­ed one to Nicole.

Cute hat there, Daryl.”

Mia­mi Vice spe­cial.” A lime green long-billed fish­ing cap. “Picked it up in the Keys.”

Lot of vice down there?”

No more than here,” I said. I switched on the igni­tion, fired up the Vol­vo tur­bo diesel into a low rum­ble of pipes bur­bling under­wa­ter. I thrust the boat in reverse, turned around, start­ed the slow move out of the slip into the chan­nel that led to the riv­er. Nicole had both hands around the neck of the Bud, lip­stick match­ing all of her ruby red nails. I punched up the CD play­er, scanned to a favorite Brazil­ian jam I’d scored in a South Beach record store when the man­ag­er said she knew the rhythm gui­tar play­er, hand­ed me a set of head­phones and said ‘check it out’. The Regal had decent sound. I kept it loud enough to match the sound of throb­bing diesel with­out rais­ing the red flag of ‘par­ty boat, par­ty boat’ that marked the ama­teurs. We set­tled in to a slow cruise and came out past the row of casi­nos across the riv­er in Laugh­lin, cash machines with­out the high gloss of Vegas but just as profitable.

Tell me how to fish, Daryl.”

I can show you. I brought a cou­ple of poles.”

I don’t actu­al­ly want to do it. Just tell me.”

Come on up here.” I ges­tured to the padded swiv­el cock­pit chair next to me. I point­ed to the drink hold­er. Nicole sat down, crossed her brown legs at the knee and put the Bud in the holder.

You don’t fish up here, do you?” she said.

No. I tell you how to fish up here.”

This is nice. Up high, nice music. Do you get out on the riv­er much?”

The throt­tle inched for­ward when I pushed it, the diesels growled, the bow lift­ed and the boat set­tled into speed.

I get out, cruise a lit­tle. Used to go out all night when I first bought it.”

Back when you were married?”

I looked at her. “She took the house, sold it. The mar­ket was mov­ing up. I kept the boat. No, she nev­er went out with me. My daugh­ter did. She liked to chase the gulls in the morn­ing, swerve the boat around like she was in the dri­ve­way on three wheels.”

You miss her?”

I nod­ded, said ‘yeah’ under my breath.

Think you’ll ever get mar­ried again?”

Free­dom is one of the things I do best. Why would I want to spoil that?”

Freedom’s just a way to say lonely.”

I nev­er feel alone on the water. Even when there’s no one on the boat. I can go into a Star­bucks with peo­ple all around and not speak a word. Out here there’s the boat to con­cen­trate on, the water, what’s on the banks, casi­nos, oth­er boats. Get to a fish­ing hole and drop a line.”

Friend of mine says men go fish­ing so they can get away from women who talk too much.”

Men go to get away, peri­od. Most of the time we have no idea what we’re get­ting away from, but we know we need to do it once in a while.”

Do I talk too much?”

Uhh.” I shook my head, smil­ing. “No. Hand me one of those cigarettes.”

Last time you lit one for me, you remem­ber that?”

Nod­ding. “You know you may look like one of those mer­maids out here on the water in that sexy out­fit but I don’t know how that goes down on a high school foot­ball field. Do we need to stop some­where and let you change?” I looked over at her, hands locked around her knees propped up on the leather.

I don’t know. Do I?” She hand­ed me a cig­a­rette. I didn’t light it.

Din­ner some­where?” I said.

We don’t have to do noth­ing fan­cy. Burg­er King is okay. I serve din­er food all day. Don’t mat­ter to me.”

She wore what every girl in town her age wore this time of year. Bare­ly some­thing, nobody cared. She couldn’t have fold­ed jeans or a blouse in the clutch hang­ing on the arm rest.

So you going to tell me about fish­ing? Then we go to Burg­er King, Denny’s, some place they let peo­ple dress casu­al, go to the foot­ball game. What else, Daryl?”

You want to steer the boat.”

You’re doin all right. Don’t need me to screw it up.”

It’s easy. Here. Step over here.” She stayed right there in the buck­et chair, knees up, fin­gers laced. Look­ing at me with her green eyes, sandy brown hair flipped to one side. She brushed it away and cocked her head, turn­ing back to me.

I know what you want, Daryl. I don’t know if it’s the same thing I want, though.”

I got a cou­ple things. Things for us to try. For you, actually.”

A big white stuc­co casi­no spread out on the Neva­da side, a mile south of the main strip in Laugh­lin. There was a fish­ing hole on the west side and I steered the boat in a smooth turn, the Regal tilt­ing so Nicole was slight­ly above me.

I don’t need no toys, Daryl. You’re fine. We don’t need that stuff.”

We hugged the bank, slowed down, the bow low­er­ing and cut­ting the water. I stood up and looked over the wind screen. The can­vas top would be nice now, I thought. Cov­er up the cock­pit, shield us from the blaz­ing sun.

You want a beer?” Nicole said, get­ting up from the leather bucket.

Uh huh.” I throt­tled down to idle, stepped to the star­board hull and began to pull up the frame­work for the can­vas. The rig­ging was tight. I worked it into place, put my hands on the back of the captain’s chair and stepped around the back of it to port and grasped the met­al tub­ing until the hinge loos­ened, straight­ened out and held in place. Nicole’s arm came around me hold­ing a Bud and she pressed her breasts into my back, hugged me around the waist.

You going to tell me how to fish, now?”

I turned around. We clinked bot­tles, tak­ing pulls on the end of the long neck.

There’s the easy way, drop a pole with some kind of bait, what­ev­er you’ve got around and prop your feet up. Then there’s the more sci­en­tif­ic way. Learn about the fish, when they feed, where, find the bait and find fish. Hook fish. Catch fish.”

Daryl?” She looked at me with her green eyes, sheen on her forehead.

Yeah?” The Regal rocked in the wake swell rip­pling across the water from a jet ski.

Are you going to put the can­vas up? If you are, I’m going to get com­fort­able. Is that okay?”

Black can­vas stretched out over the alu­minum frame and it but­toned down, leav­ing room on both sides for air flow. I opened the Sty­ro­foam cool­er on the deck, poured the two ice bags inside and went below for more bot­tles of Bud. The cool­er held ten bot­tles. Nicole had her legs togeth­er on the white nau­gahyde, her arm on the gun­wale, her bike shorts and white lycra top fold­ed at the end of the bench seat.

I left my can­vas shorts on, dropped the turquoise fish­ing shirt on top of her pile of clothes and sat down next to her, gen­tly cradling her head until it dropped on my thigh. I touched her fore­head with the bot­tom of a cold bot­tle. She let out a sigh. The sam­ba jam was con­gas and marim­ba now, the sounds of soft hands drum­ming on stretched skin, rhythm as old as man.

What’s the next rule in fishing?”

Make it last as long as you can.”

Can we do that?”

We’re going to try.”

As long as we don’t call it no reg­u­lar thing, Daryl.”

This is far from a reg­u­lar thing, my dear.”

She leaned her head up, turned around on her hands and knees, kissed me on the lips and put her bot­tle down on the deck.

I have a back­ground in sports jour­nal­ism and have host­ed tele­vi­sion and radio shows, and writ­ten fea­ture columns.  I’ve writ­ten and broad­cast­ed sports news for over twen­ty years.  I’m also a vet­er­an of the cable tele­vi­sion indus­try, spend­ing 23 years in South­ern Cal­i­for­nia and Col­orado man­ag­ing cable operations.

My writ­ing has been fea­tured in NoHo­LA, Urban Liv­ing mag­a­zine, and I’ve host­ed Inside Dodgers Base­ball seen through­out South­ern Cal­i­for­nia.  I blog at http://​kurt​tay​lor​.blogspot​.com/ and cov­er box­ing for Sad​dobox​ing​.com.

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The Wiliiamsport Sun-Gazette on Marcellus Shale

Pro­tes­tors out­side the Penn-Wells Hotel, Wells­boro PA

Politicians propound challenge of gas growth is balancing fact, fiction

Cheryl Clark writes in the Sun-Gazette:

WELLSBORO, PA — As gas drilling pro­tes­tors staged a vig­il out­side, state and fed­er­al leg­is­la­tors spoke about that hot top­ic Thurs­day at the Tio­ga Coun­ty Devel­op­ment Corp.'s 14th annu­al Leg­isla­tive Break­fast at the Penn Wells Hotel.

The eco­nom­ic future of the area looks bright, com­pared to what it looked like a year ago when the sag­ging econ­o­my and mas­sive job loss­es took cen­ter stage, agreed U.S. Rep. Glenn "GT" Thomp­son, R‑Howard, and state Rep. Matthew E. Bak­er, R‑Wellsboro.

Before an audi­ence of 200, Thomp­son jok­ing­ly com­pared Tio­ga Coun­ty to Wash­ing­ton, D.C.

"You've man­aged to repli­cate the traf­fic in Wash­ing­ton, made it impos­si­ble to find a motel room and mobi­lized cit­i­zens with plac­ards protest­ing out front," he said, refer­ring to a group call­ing them­selves "Cit­i­zens Con­cerned About Nat­ur­al Gas Drilling." Their plac­ards told pass­ing motorists and pedes­tri­ans they are against the hydro frac­tur­ing process used by the gas industry.

Refer­ring to the Mar­cel­lus Shale, Thomp­son said, "It's right under­neath our feet. We are stand­ing on pros­per­i­ty. We've faced some tough eco­nom­ic times here in rur­al Penn­syl­va­nia, with high unem­ploy­ment and the tough times it brings, for some time."

With the dis­cov­ery of the sec­ond largest pool of nat­ur­al gas in the world, enough to pro­vide the ener­gy needs of the nation for the next 100 years, he said, "We can move toward ener­gy secu­ri­ty and independence."

You can find more info on a con­ve­nient page the paper's put up. Buy­er beware.

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EPA Limits Mountaintop Removal

Only a lit­tle overdue…

By Christo­pher J. Jack­son Reg­is­ter-Her­ald Reporter

BECKLEY — The U.S. Envi­ron­men­tal Pro­tec­tion Agency has tight­ened lim­i­ta­tions on moun­tain­top removal with new actions to “clar­i­fy” and strength­en guide­lines for Appalachi­an min­ing permits.

EPA Admin­is­tra­tor Lisa Jack­son said Thurs­day the guide­lines were long over­due and were being imple­ment­ed to pro­tect Appalachi­an com­mu­ni­ties from dam­ag­ing impacts from moun­tain­top removal coal mining.

This is not about end­ing coal min­ing. This is about end­ing coal min­ing pol­lu­tion,” she said dur­ing a con­fer­ence call. “Coal com­mu­ni­ties should not have to sac­ri­fice their envi­ron­ment or their health or their eco­nom­ic future to moun­tain­top mining.”

The guide­lines clar­i­fy exist­ing require­ments of Sec­tions 402 and 404 of Clean Water Act per­mit­ting pro­grams that apply to pol­lu­tion from sur­face min­ing in order to pro­tect water­ways. It details how the agency uses the law to ensure that future min­ing will not cause harm to the envi­ron­ment, water qual­i­ty and human health.

The EPA cit­ed a grow­ing body of sci­en­tif­ic stud­ies, includ­ing those con­duct­ed by for­mer agency sci­en­tists, that water­ways are dam­aged by runoff from moun­tain­top min­ing. Two sci­en­tif­ic reports are being pub­lished for pub­lic com­ment and sub­mit­ted for peer review to the EPA Sci­ence Advi­so­ry Board. Read more.

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Blood Brothers by John McManus

I first met Ray up in the moun­tains at the I‑40 rest stop, where I used to go to meet guys some­times. I found him lean­ing against a wall, albi­no-pale, with these watery fish eyes. We messed around in a stall for a bit, and then he told me to meet him at the red truck out by the ravine.

In his truck cab he pro­duced an uncapped light bulb. Below us roared the Pigeon Riv­er. "Keeps you up," he said, "as in hard," and I yelped when it burned my fin­gers. He barked a joy­less heh. We got to talk­ing: his wife was Sheila and mine was Lisa, and his kids were Ray Jr and Angel and I don't have kids. After we were too high to talk I guess I told him to start dri­ving. Two days and we were in Tul­sa. Now it didn't mat­ter if the bulb was hot; the burn felt good. Some­times he'd smack me upside the head, which we both liked. He asked what I'd do if he broke my arm.

"Go to the E.R."

"But to me."

"Break yours back?" He nod­ded like it was the right answer. He knew this stuff; so did his wife, who had more sense than to do what Lisa does, which is report me miss­ing. Six days after I'd met him we rolled back into Pigeon Forge to find the cops at my place. "Dri­ve," Ray growls, so I did. Halfway up the moun­tain he pulled a sheath knife out and held it to my throat. "You've been film­ing me," he said. "I don't care if it's your wife that called; they've seen the film."

He was giv­ing off this ugly lead­en smell, and I could feel blood drain­ing down through me, through my neck. "Thought it was you film­ing me, Ray."

Ray looked behind us as if back toward Okla­homa, low­ered the knife, and said, "Makes you jumpy."

"Lisa, she was the one."

"If you're a cop, you're a brave cop."

He motioned for me to face him. When I did, he put the knife to my wrist and cut it open. My yell came out as a heh like his laugh. He did the same to his wrist and pressed them togeth­er. He said it was a Bowie knife from the Indi­an Wars and we were blood broth­ers. I said, "But what about…" and the loons hollered and he said if you catch it, you get the flu, is how you know.

At his house, a log cab­in, a girl was jump­ing on a pogo stick. "Call if you get the flu," he said, but then I left with­out his num­ber. Back home Lisa ran bare­foot into the mud and beat her fists on my chest. "I don't know," I told her as she car­ried on, "I woke up an hour ago out­side the hos­pi­tal." Next thing I knew I was in the paper, which upset my ma. When I was twelve, she'd had a heart attack, and from that day on she went to church and nev­er smoked. Lisa always told me "you're lucky your ma's so young" but truth is she wast­ed it on that heart attack. Any­how she arranged for tests, my ma, and I set off mean­ing to have them, but on a bill­board I saw a girl with black teeth under the words "Meth Destroys." Some­thing gunned in me like a jake brake and I decid­ed to find that girl, get her high. I went to Ray's and he walked out in his box­ers fol­lowed by his wife. "You slept?" he said.

"That was a week ago."

"So you slept."

"Can I come in?"

There was this Chero­kee in their house, and the four of us messed around while a pit bull watched from a cage. Next thing, the Chero­kee was lead­ing Sheila and her kids away. "I'll nev­er see those kids again," Ray wept.
I won­dered if I'd missed some­thing. "Is there more?"

"You want to be my bitch?"

"What do you mean?"

He reached over, stuffed my balls between my legs, and said, "My bitch." We drove across to Chero­kee and played slots until we had cash to start cook­ing again. He had me wear Sheila's panties when I went out for Sudafed. Law makes you buy just a lit­tle at each store but it adds up. So does the mon­ey, and we were broke when AT&T offered ten thou­sand to let them put a tow­er on Ray's land. They dis­guised it like a pine and birds nest­ed in it like it was any oth­er tree. Ray would come upstairs with these water bot­tles and say go for a bike ride. In my bot­tle cages they sloshed around and mixed up while I tried to climb Mt. Cam­mer­er. Each day I got a lit­tle clos­er to the top. The day I made it, there was a green cloud like an anvil mov­ing across the val­ley. It hit me with a spray of mist and then I was open­ing a bot­tle, offer­ing it my mix. A car sped by and I chased it down the slope and caught it, flipped it off, sped home to Ray.

"Where's the oth­er bot­tle?" he said.

I seized up: I'd left it at the summit.

"You drink it?"

"Can you drink it?"

"Well, you'll die."

At first I believed I real­ly had. "Guess that's your pun­ish­ment," he said.

"Don't you care if I die?"

"There's more of you where you came from."

That kind of emp­tied me out, which he saw. "Just kid­ding," he said after a while.

"So you think there's more of me."

"Well, just go fetch that bottle."

Folks would come at all hours. There was a deputy who bought five hun­dred at a time and we would lis­ten to his cop radio. One day, hon­est, a dude report­ed his wife had pissed in his cof­fee. "Call and say we'll report to the scene," said Ray. We piled in, Ray and the cop in front and me behind the grid. The siren screamed as we sped across town. At the man's house Ray told me, "Stay." I tried to get out any­how but I was locked up. Whole hours passed before they came out chuckling.

"What hap­pened?" I said when they got back in.

"Filed a report," said the cop, and then a look passed between him and Ray. "Did he think you were both police­men?" I asked as we drove off.

"Maybe you should beat him with your stick."

"Replaced our sticks with Tasers."

"Tase him, then."

"Why don't you?"

"Won't fit through the bars."

"I'll pull over."

We veered off onto a dirt path and then Ray got out. "Stand up," he barked at me. A wild boar was watch­ing us from the woods. It had come to pro­tect me, but Ray would tase it too. Stay back, I begged it in my head, and Ray lift­ed the Taser and at the last moment, as I shook, he said, "Just kidding."

Things got bet­ter. We drove to a cock­fight and bust­ed it up, then went to anoth­er and won some cash. There was a guy the cop said was Dol­ly Parton's broth­er. He smoked with us and Ray said, "Where's your big tits," and when he got mad Ray pulled the Taser out and tased him and we took off. Then the cop got to talk­ing about Dol­ly and her songs. He said she'd writ­ten more songs than any­one in his­to­ry, thou­sands upon thou­sands of them. "I admire that," he said. "Me, I've writ­ten ten, maybe twelve songs."

I said, "I bet she'd be hav­ing fun if she was here with us."

Instant­ly I got scared they'd tase me for being a pussy again, but they must have liked it, because she got in and rode along with us for a bit. She'd done this deal with the gov­er­nor called Imag­i­na­tion Library where poor kids get free books. It was on all the bill­boards, and Ray's kids had read some of those books. Why she was in the car, she'd found out Ray'd stole them from her. I thought to warn him but I looked up and the next light was her road, Dol­ly Par­ton Park­way. The cop thought his own fin­gers were the ones that hit the sig­nal, and I froze and next thing we're at Dale's, but if I tell you we watched Dale screw his girl and took his cash and pis­tol-whipped him, you won't see how I sat frozen while that bitch stared through me and steered us toward hell. She want­ed to show me what hap­pens in hell when you give AIDS to your wife. She had it from her hus­band and that's what her songs were about. She wouldn't kill us just yet cause it would all be there wait­ing, come time.

I woke up alone with a note by the bed that said "Call your mom." I drove to my ma's and let myself in to find her at her table, writ­ing. "Knock knock," I said.

"Hi," she told me with­out look­ing up.

"You copy­ing a recipe?"

"Where's Lisa?"

"Is it your brownies?"

"Who's Ray?"

"He's my blood brother."

I could see she wasn't mean­ing to bake brown­ies. There were some med­ical instru­ments lying around—a blood pres­sure cuff, a stetho­scope, a roll of gauze—along with sev­er­al pill bot­tles, and I fig­ured she was intend­ing to put Ray out of business.

"Lisa called here not fif­teen min­utes ago."

"So then you know where she is already."

"She told me she was at Shoney's."

I can't explain. It was like all women were inside her right then, cussing me for not want­i­ng them hard enough. I got to feel­ing she was a cop. I said if you're so naïve, why'd you have that heart attack? I knew I just need­ed a hit, so I head­ed back to Ray's, but no one was home. For the first time I went down to the base­ment and turned the knob. There he was in a chair, wear­ing a shirt and noth­ing else, waiting.

It took me a sec­ond to scream. I jumped and hit my head on the low ceil­ing. "Remem­ber when you told me you'd break my arm?" he said.

I shook my head, stam­mer­ing sorry.

"How would you do it?"

"I know you don't want me down here."

"Tell you what, go buy some whiskey. Here's twen­ty bucks."

I stum­bled over myself run­ning back upstairs. I knew he'd call his bud­dies, which was too much to bear. I sped through the holler full of dread. I ran over a dog and decid­ed it belonged to a boy who told his dad my license plate so now I'd have to go back the long way while Ray screwed the whole state.

The clerk was a lady I hadn't seen before, with icy eyes the col­or of blue Kool-Aid. "Back for more?" she said.

"Huh?'

"Run out?"

She was nod­ding at me, her curls bob­bing along with her nods. "Of what?"

"George Dick­el?" she said, and I thought, maybe I've got a twin, maybe Ray's doing him right now and drink­ing his Dickel.

"I'm an only child."

"I'm the youngest of ten."

As she stared through me, I felt more fear than any sol­dier at war, but she rang me up and let me go. On the way home I passed the tooth girl and tried to count my teeth by feel­ing them with my fin­ger but I lost count. I recalled find­ing Lisa on the phone with her friend, gig­gling about me. She thought Ray was part of her plan but the joke was on her, because I was in love, and I decid­ed right then to help him get his kids back.

I car­ried the bot­tle in, unscrewed the cap, and pre­sent­ed it. "Look," Ray said, ges­tur­ing out the win­dow behind me. I turned and saw the pine woods across the road.

"You mad about the base­ment?" I asked.

He shook his head. "While you were gone," he said, "I real­ized I hate you."

I fig­ured he was jok­ing, so I laughed. "That's what a pussy you are," he said: "I say I hate you and you laugh."

I set the whiskey down and asked what was going on.

"I got you screwed up and screwed your mar­riage up and nev­er used a rub­ber and your ma won't talk to you, but you like me."

"So I should hate you?"

"So I should hate you?" he mim­ic­ked in the high voice of a pussy.

"What do you want me to do?"

He shook his head. "Noth­ing. Stay here. I'm gonna go find my wife."

He descend­ed the porch stairs to his car. "Stop," I called out, tear­ing up, and he point­ed at my tears and said, "There's the prob­lem with you."

After that things start­ed to change. I start­ed want­i­ng to lose my teeth out of just spite. Weeks passed. I looked around for the bill­board girl and found her in Knoxville. Her name was April and she took me to see some folks. There was a dude that hotwired cars, who drove me to the Atlanta bath­house. He left after a few days but I stayed on. Your body needs dreams but you can get them while you're awake. Every few days I bought some­thing to eat from a machine. One day I got sick with fever chills, then I got bet­ter. When I final­ly went out­side, two weeks had passed, because that was how long my car had been impound­ed. The bill was twelve hun­dred dol­lars, which meant it was totaled. I walked to Big Lots, found a truck, and hotwired it, which was the start of not being a pussy. The sun was ris­ing as I reached Mia­mi. I looked in the rearview and saw the weeks of fast­ing had chis­eled my face, which led me to meet some folks. We drank rum in pools and sang Auld Lang Syne and one day I froze up and real­ized it had nev­er got­ten cold.

"It don't," said Vince, the sil­ver-haired guy I'd been hang­ing with, but there'd been oth­ers before; now sud­den­ly we were alone.

"What month is it?"

"March," he said.

"I had a birthday."

"Well, hap­py birth­day." A grin stretched out from either side of his cig­ar. I asked if he'd seen my phone. "They turned it off," he said, "remem­ber?"

I felt uneasy as he hand­ed me his. Out­side on a deck fac­ing the canal I called the only num­ber I could recall. It rang twice before I got an error mes­sage. If I want­ed, it said, I could hang up and try again.

"City and state?" said 411.

I had to grip the rail­ing to keep from tum­bling into the water. "Pigeon Forge, Ten­nessee. Dr. Lighter."

They con­nect­ed me auto­mat­i­cal­ly. Each ring was a shock to my chest but I kept hold­ing on. "Doctor's office," said my wife.

I spoke her name. "You're alive," she said.

"Where's my ma?"

"We tried to find you."

"Lisa, come on."

"It was in Novem­ber, she—"

I threw the phone in the water. The num­ber was on her ID, though. She could give it to the cops. That's what I'm most ashamed of: let­ting myself think about her ID when I'd just learned about my ma.

I nev­er went back inside. Twelve hours lat­er a sign said Wel­come to Ten­nessee. Below those words it said the state was home to Vice Pres­i­dent Al Gore, but that had been years ago. I sort of broke down on the shoul­der. The cop asked what was wrong and I point­ed to the sign. He told me to get on up the road and that's what I did. For months I got up the road to wher­ev­er I could. I fig­ured I'd smoke till I died, which would hap­pen when my mind ran out of dreams. All I had to do was quit dream­ing. I would dri­ve through the night, and if I start­ed to dream, I slapped myself. One morn­ing I round­ed a curve and saw the moon over Mt. Cam­mer­er. It had nev­er risen so late before. I start­ed keep­ing a list of the things it does. I built up a book of them that could have bro­ken some ground but there was no use so I ripped it up and kept on dri­ving. One of those AM sta­tions was shout­ing about patience when the preach­er asked, What will you miss when you're dead?

It was the stretch where it stops being Dol­ly Par­ton Park­way and goes to two lanes. I was over­tak­ing this car. I slammed on my brakes by the sign for For­bid­den Cav­erns. I know how it works in those caves, you go through them togeth­er in a group. The whole group gets to know each oth­er and makes friends. What will you miss, said the man, and I looked at the hills and thought, There's noth­ing I'll miss. Not Lisa, because I can't stand what I did, and not my ma because she's gone. As for Ray, my head sent a sig­nal to my foot just as a semi round­ed the bend. I sped up hop­ing to crash into it. The dri­ver would prob­a­bly live but if he didn't, I've hurt plen­ty of folks any­way. I won­dered if my ma would be there when I died, shak­ing her head along with the fuck­ing Lord. I start­ed to cry. My vision blurred and I fig­ured it would keep blur­ring from there into obliv­ion, but at the last minute the truck­er ruined it by pulling onto some dirt.

That's when I drove to the rest area. I sat there touch­ing myself as fam­i­lies pulled in and their dogs peed and final­ly a Hum­mer parked beside me. "You par­ty?" said a fel­low in a Braves cap. "I've got tons of room."

His win­dows had a full tint, so we put down the seats and messed around, noth­ing spe­cial till he pulled a phone out and said, "Know about this?"

"About your phone?"

He swiped the screen and I looked down to see a grid of thumb­nail pic­tures labeled with names. "It's in order of how close they are."

I touched one, and the screen filled up with a guy named Josh. 10 Miles Away, it said in the cor­ner. "So it knows where I am?"

"No, it knows where I am."

"Moon's about to rise." I point­ed through the sick­ly tint of his rear win­dow. Ten sec­onds lat­er it began to peek above the sum­mit of Mount Cammerer.

"Here's a dude look­ing for now, and he smokes for sure."

I took the phone and stared down at the inim­itable fish eyes of Ray. To appear calm, I stopped breath­ing. He didn't look so pale any­more. Maybe he'd fol­lowed me to Florida.

"Hit 'chat,'" the guy said, and I obeyed. It occurred to me to type hey, which float­ed up the screen in a yel­low bub­ble. Sec­onds lat­er came the response: 'Sup?'

"Say '."

'Noth­ing,' I wrote instead, and then 'Horned up' chirped onto the screen. The guy grabbed the phone from me and typed with both hands. I watched the moon rise and shrink while my gut did the oppo­site. "Dude says come over," he exclaimed, and I looked into the future and saw my teeth fall out of me. It would hap­pen that day in 2012 when every­one thinks the world will end. What they mean is the world will car­ry on, but for each per­son some­thing impor­tant will fall out of him.

"I'll tail you," I said, pock­et­ing the phone, know­ing he was too high to notice. I fol­lowed him until we came to an exit ramp. As soon as he'd passed it, I swerved off, crossed the high­way, and turned around toward the first clear des­ti­na­tion I could recall. I fig­ured I had until morn­ing before the account froze. The radio preach­er was say­ing we're made of dust and it won't take much air for the Lord to blow us away. He said one lung of the Lord is the size of the world. I pulled into Hardee's and signed on to find five guys with green dots: Clay, James, Anchovi, Just Lookin, and Kid. Kid was Ray and his dis­tance was twelve miles. I checked my own pro­file: I wasn't the Hum­mer fel­low, but a black guy called Tyrone, twen­ty-one, head­line read­ing "Don't fall in love with every­one you see."

I ordered a ham­burg­er, the first time in days I'd thought of eat­ing. A long jour­ney faced me. An infi­nite num­ber of direc­tions led out from me, and I had to try each one—but sud­den­ly Kid was eleven miles off. After a minute I hit the but­ton again and it said ten. I thought of the jack pine and how read­i­ly Ray had agreed to it. He was com­ing for me and I had no weapon. They hand­ed me my burg­er. I thought I might puke, but some­thing in me reached out and devoured it and I was revved up with gas. I guess that that's when I began think­ing straight. I'd imag­ined dri­ving in cir­cles, hunt­ing Ray like a fox, skirt­ing his cir­cum­fer­ence. I saw now that the phone was a shield. There were eight miles between me and his house, and he was eight miles away, but the road twist­ed in on itself so many times that it was of no con­cern to my pulse to go there.

Back in the car I talked along with the radio to calm myself. Halfway there the phone said five miles, which was bad, but I remind­ed myself it was sup­posed to feel good not being a pussy. That's why oth­er guys liked it so much. I grit­ted my teeth and pulled up to his house and the phone said sev­en again. Maybe it was bro­ken. I used my key and the door creaked open. If he could see me on his phone I looked like a black kid named Tyrone—unless he knew to begin with and my mug had a green dot in his head. That's how it will be in anoth­er few years: like now, but in your head, we'll dri­ve all night just look­ing for folks in our head.

I felt my way to the base­ment and plugged in the bulb. It swung on a cord in front of a mir­ror in which I saw a St. Andrews cross and a work­horse. I walked to the clos­et and swung the plank and there was the knife. Its han­dle was wood and its blade curved and I'd for­got­ten what war it came from.

I was climb­ing the stairs again when my phone rang. Damien War­man, announced the touch­screen, and he said, "Where are you?"

"I'm not telling," I said.

"You two think you can treat me like this?"

I was get­ting ready to apol­o­gize when I remem­bered this wasn't my phone and a non-pussy would take advan­tage of that.
"Who are you?" I said.

"Screw you, bitch."

"No, I asked a ques­tion. If you want to live—if you want to sur­vive anoth­er minute of your worth­less life, then answer it."

There was a gulp. "Where's Tyrone?"

"Dead. You're next."

"Where is he."

"No, you tell me where you are."

"Down­town Hilton."

"Well, you best get your­self out of that Hilton."

I can't tell you what a thrill it gave me to say these things. I hung up, and then the screen showed the earth in space, the clouds mov­ing in real time. The moun­tains were inch­ing toward dawn. I guess the cam­era was on the moon. My blood heat­ed up in antic­i­pa­tion of sun­rise. Just as I was about to catch fire, Damien Warman's name flashed across space. To be a pussy was to answer, to say just kid­ding, so I hit ignore. I found some gin and took a swig and real­ized the dog should be bark­ing, so I went upstairs to his cage, in which he lay dead.

I had a new mes­sage from Kid. "Sup," it said.

"Not much," I wrote.

There was no response, so I looked at his pro­file: four miles.

I began to feel time slow­ing down. I went out into the night and ran the knife blade along my fin­ger. It felt intense­ly strange, and I real­ized why: I was sober. I pricked anoth­er fin­ger, then pricked them all and rubbed the blood on my pants. The cuts all stung. I was so sober I could feel pain. I looked at the moon, which was bisect­ed by the jack pine, and knew on any oth­er day I'd have believed it was broad­cast­ing my thoughts to Ray. I checked the phone again and saw a dis­tance of two miles.

It was curvy those last miles. I had about four min­utes. There's a lot you real­ize when you get sober. It occurred to me to look up "Zeela Tip­ton 1950–2009" on the phone. I read, "After an ill­ness, Zeela went Tues­day to be with the Lord." I learned she was sur­vived by two broth­ers and a daugh­ter-in-law. I knew I might meet the Lord soon myself, and I want­ed him to know there was some good in me. I typed Lisa's num­ber into Tyrone's phone and wrote, "Ask Dr. Lighter for a blood test."

The noise of a motor fad­ed and grew clos­er. The phone said 500 feet. I hit refresh and it said 700 and then 350, which was about right.

I went in and pulled out the fus­es. Through the peep­hole I watched a sin­gle shad­ow climb out of a car. My pulse was about four hun­dred. I saw the shad­ow lurch for­ward and grow larg­er. I had read the obit­u­ary to help urge myself ahead. I moved from the hinged to the unhinged side of the door. A siren blared for a split sec­ond. The last thing before he came in, I looked at the phone, which said zero feet.

The door swung open and his hand reached through the dark. I clutched the knife and plunged it into his arm. It sank eas­i­ly into his flesh. I pulled it out and saw his eyes bulge as I stabbed again. As the blood spurt­ed onto me he lunged toward me and I held tight onto the hilt. "Sarah," he said as he sank, which is when I knew what that siren had meant.

He con­tort­ed away, mak­ing gur­gly nois­es. I let go and ran out­side. The cruis­er win­dow was open, and I could hear cops on the radio. "How do you know a Ken­tucky girl's on the rag," one of the cops asked, and then they all laughed as the pines heard my phone ring.

I've writ­ten ten, maybe twelve songs, I thought.

"Babe?" said Ray when I answered it. "I heard you're back in town."

"How'd you hear that," I man­aged to say.

"I was on my way to you but I drove into the river."

"I don't live at your house anymore."

"Lisa nev­er answers your door."

"I gave her AIDS. I caught it from you."

"But you nev­er came down with the flu."

"You've ruined my life."

"I have some crystal."

The blue of the light bub­ble gleamed in moon­light as he told me he was at the S‑curve near his house. "I like you," he said, and I told him that was retard­ed and he said, "I'm try­ing to say things that I mean."

His front door wouldn't budge. I broke the win­dow with a brick and climbed in and saw the cop sit­ting up against the door, meet­ing the Lord. I reached in his pants for Ray's phone. I held it in hand and checked the dis­tance: 2000 feet. A chill went through me then, because Ray had just talked to me on his own phone. It was like Ray had been talk­ing to me from the cop's pock­et. I put the phone in my own pock­et with the oth­er two. I imag­ined the phones all talk­ing to each oth­er and to the pine trees. If I was high I might have tried to saw down the cell tow­er. Its trunk was met­al but I'd have made saw­dust out of the wrong pine and felt safe.

As I drove the cruis­er, I checked my mes­sages: Sup. Hey stud. Where u at. One was named Lucifer and he was ten miles away, which I guessed was ten miles down. I passed Dol­ly­wood, which is on a back road in a holler, not where you'd expect. I drove deep­er into the for­est. Final­ly I pulled off by a precipice where at the bot­tom of a ravine Ray stood by his wrecked car in water up to his knees.

"There's a way down," he said, point­ing to a path.

I left two of the phones on the seat and car­ried the knife in hand as I scoot­ed down­hill. "How are you?" Ray said from across the water when I reached the bank.

"Fine," I told him, brush­ing dirt off me.

"That's my knife."

"I'll slit your throat with it."

He opened his mouth, then shut it. "The crys­tal got wet."

"My mom died."

"Mine did too."

"I'm not afraid of you."

"Then get on with it." He point­ed to his neck.

"That's the old­est trick in the book."

"Mark's on his way. Call and see."

"Who's Mark?"

"Cop from the dog­fight. I made a deal with him: he'll file it as a suicide."

"Why don't you piss off, Ray."

"But it's real­ly what he's com­ing for."

It was easy enough to look Ray in the eye and still hate him. His eyes were fixed on mine, but that wasn't a prob­lem; nor was I touched by the sound of his voice. I hadn't been pre­pared, though, for the effect of his breath. It smelled of bour­bon and smoke and instant­ly I was in Tul­sa drink­ing bour­bon with him, hold­ing him and think­ing he was just a lone­ly child.

"It's for my kids," he said. "If you had kids, you'd understand."

I guessed there was a fair chance he was telling the truth. "I've been in Florida."

"I like it down there. Took Angel and Ray Jr. to the Day­tona 500."

I kicked some grav­el into the riv­er. It land­ed by his foot, and he said, "Remem­ber at the Bris­tol Speed­way, when you thought we were dying?"

I shook my head. "I've nev­er been to Bristol."

"You were lit up back then."

"You were just as lit up."

"But I was aware of it. You, you act­ed like you were surprised."

I tried to imag­ine Bris­tol, which strad­dles the bor­der of Vir­ginia and Ten­nessee. I pic­tured a state line paint­ed down the mid­dle of a street. I imag­ined fast cars in cir­cles and recalled a race in Mex­i­co where the dri­vers steered by remote. The cars crashed over and over until I knew the sta­di­um would explode. I dragged Ray out into a coun­try I've nev­er seen. What hap­pened next, he punched me, right in front of the Mex­i­cans. "Now you'll have a black eye for your ma's birth­day." He drove me to her house but by then we were in Leo, and she was a Can­cer. I stag­gered inside and found her on the couch with her quilt­ing cir­cle. Those three ladies togeth­er weighed less than me, and they sat in a row like sticks of brittle.

"This is my son," said my mother.

I can't account for what came next. I looked down at the quilt, a patch­work maze whose path mapped all that I'd done wrong in her eyes. I saw my house when the bank forced Lisa out of it. I saw her in 2012, dying of AIDS. I saw my ma get­ting sick and writ­ing in my baby book. It was a list of my firsts, which appeared on the quilt as tri­an­gles arranged in a loop. With that loop she was telling me I would nev­er change. "Up your cunt with a plunger if that's what you think," I said, which she must have tak­en as a response to her words.

I stepped into the icy water and sat on Ray's hood. "I need you alive," I told him, tak­ing his hand, pulling him toward me. He slipped on the algae but I held on.

"You were about to kill me," he said.

"I don't have anyone."

"You've got Lisa."

"I don't want her."

"You want me?"

"You're bet­ter than nothing."

He put his hands in his pock­ets and kicked at some rocks. "That came out wrong," I said, and he looked at the far shore and said, "No, it's true."

Tyrone's phone purred in my pock­et. I pulled it out and Ray took it and squint­ed. "This guy's twelve miles away. Says he's glad I'm online again."

"I won­der what that means," I said.

Ray glanced into his smashed car. "Can you drive?"

I twist­ed around and looked too. I saw the riv­er roar­ing around it, flow­ing into its bro­ken win­dow. Shards of glass from it would reach the Gulf, while oth­ers would sink into the ground here. I knew Ray wouldn't change. He took my hand and pressed his fin­ger­tips to the holes in mine. The wind blew through me and the riv­er was ris­ing: it was near­ly high tide. I could feel the tide even in my blood. That was how sober I was. If the new aware­ness had end­ed there with the glass and the blood, I'd have sur­vived it, but I was aware also of being aware. That was the part I couldn't bear. Oth­er­wise I doubt I would have said, "So long as we find a dry bag first." Oth­er­wise I might have gone look­ing for folks that weren't bet­ter than noth­ing. I might even have told them this sto­ry. As it was, I fig­ured I'd keep qui­et, because I knew nobody but Ray would have cared to listen.

John McManus is the author of three wide­ly praised books of fic­tion: the nov­el Bit­ter Milk and the short sto­ry col­lec­tions Born on a Train and Stop Breakin Down. In 2000 he became the youngest-ever recip­i­ent of the Whit­ing Writ­ers Award. His fic­tion has also appeared in Ploughshares, Amer­i­can Short Fic­tion, Tin House, and The Oxford Amer­i­can, among oth­er jour­nals. Born in Knoxville, Ten­nessee, in 1977, he lives and works in Nor­folk, Vir­ginia, and teach­es at the MFA cre­ative writ­ing pro­grams at Old Domin­ion Uni­ver­si­ty and God­dard College.

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QUADBERRY’S CREAMSICLE: A Ghazal For Barry Hannah

A spec­tral kid named Swan­ly, deliv­ered shiv­ery Delta ban­jo licks
with mad love. Eyes rolled back, to the whites of Bar­ry Hannah.

In the irre­ducible jet stream, fight­er pilots whis­tle "Born on the
Bay­ou." Cryo­genic curly cues spell son­ic boom: Bar­ry Hannah.

Those tipar­il­lo-smok­ing slot machine cat­fish, made a river­boat tilt
whiskers and sil­ver— when they all lined up, for Bar­ry Hannah.

Some hum­ming­birds abscond­ed with a Mis­soula log cab­in, mid-
Feb­ru­ary, "This ain't your Dot, not any­more," said Bar­ry Hannah.

Dark night in North Van­cou­ver Detox; with a shaky penlight
I got awful­ly high on four lone­some sto­ries, by Bar­ry Hannah.

A bevy of hip­pie glow sticks. So anti-Star wars. Yet, a Pensacola
Rain­bow Gath­er­ing : lime, dervish, penum­bra, cerise… Hannah.

Eigh­teen-toed eager alien bon­fire, in an Antares arroyo, they sighed
over a sleek meta-parch­ment, the only, brought back : One-Line

Epi­taph for Bar­ry Hannah.

Den­nis Maha­gin is a writer from the Pacif­ic North­west. He also edits fic­tion and poet­ry for FRiGG Mag­a­zine. Some of his work can be found in lit­er­ary venues such as Exquis­ite Corpse, Sto­ry­glos­sia, Smoke­long Quar­ter­ly, Key­hole, 42opus, 3 A.M., Stir­ring, Thieves Jar­gon, and Under­ground Voic­es. An elec­tron­ic chap­book of his poet­ry appears in the cur­rent issue of Slow Trains Lit­er­ary Mag.

A print col­lec­tion ("Grand Mal") is com­ing from Rebel Satori Press.

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Summer Redneck Games

from Sum­mer Red­neck Games 2009 folder–otherwise uncredited

I want to go, just to touch the Gen­er­al Lee (like you need­ed me to link that).

Where I grew up, there was no cable. You got, depend­ing on where your house was, two and some­times three TV chan­nels. The Dukes of Haz­zard was on CBS, which we didn't get, but my parent's Fri­day night euchre part­ners, Anna and Harold, did. So we were at their house every Fri­day night and their son Kei­th and I watched Bo and Luke wreak may­hem.  Daisy and Uncle Jesse, yes–I was hap­py to see Willie Nel­son as Uncle Jesse in the movie ver­sion, which oth­er­wise sucked rocks–and Coot­er, who became a politi­cian. I've known maybe four guys in my life nick­named Coot­er. That's too fun­ny. But I will always love the General.

This post goes nowhere because I start­ed out with the inten­tion to make fun of the Red­neck Games and the Dukes. But I find I just can't do it. I'd go the Red­neck Games if I could, and if I could just once slide across the hood of the Gen­er­al and hoist myself through that win­dow, maybe jump a crick or two, the truth is, I'd do it.

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Mountain Dew Mouth, Not Just Meth-Mouth

I'd just like to note here that my addic­tion to Moun­tain Dew end­ed at about age 24, or when I left grad school.  Fur­ther, I'd like to point out that I lost 20 pounds in a month sim­ply switch­ing to Diet Pep­si. Even fur­ther, my addic­tion to Diet Pep­si, which mea­sures in the gal­lons per week cat­e­go­ry even now, is sup­posed to be bet­ter for you. I don't count on it, but like the old smok­ers used to say, something's got to kill me, and I think DP is pret­ty low on that list.

But, I have a real­ly dif­fi­cult time drink­ing water unless I'm out­side doing some­thing phys­i­cal, so I drink DP instead.  And when you grow up with undrink­able water, well, what do you expect?

[sar­casm] I'm sure the Mar­cel­lus Shale drilling will make the water so much bet­ter too.[/sarcasm]

This arti­cle comes to us from Dothan, Alaba­ma, from the Dothan Eagle.

Some­where along the way, Moun­tain Dew has got­ten lumped in with pot­ted meat and air­brushed T‑shirts as an iden­ti­fi­er of low social status.

I’m not exact­ly sure when it hap­pened, but the sug­ary, high caf­feine bev­er­age is com­ing to be increas­ing­ly asso­ci­at­ed with tack­i­ness by the var­i­ous cul­tur­al trend­set­ters of our soci­ety, late night tele­vi­sion hosts, mag­a­zine arti­cles, etc.

I’ve noticed in recent years a sort of food snob­bery devel­op­ing in our pop­u­lar cul­ture. The nat­ur­al foods crowd looks down their noses at the fast food dri­ve-thru line, the lat­te sip­pers view con­sumers of soda as res­i­dents of Tobac­co Road, and Heav­en save us all from the con­de­scen­sion of the veg­ans and the wrath of their ane­mic fury for us wicked carnivores.

To be sure, there’s some valid­i­ty behind the back­lash against Moun­tain Dew. Den­tists in Appalachia have spent a con­sid­er­able amount of time treat­ing “Moun­tain Dew Mouth,” exces­sive cav­i­ties in chil­dren and adults brought on by large amounts of soda. And it prob­a­bly doesn’t help that it’s sold in 24-ounce, 64-ounce and dia­bee­tus sizes at the con­ve­nience stores. More.

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Clay Matthews' Poem in Girls with Insurance

Clay Matthews–Superfecta

This is a poem, by Clay Matthews,  post­ed at Girls with Insur­ance today. It fits right in here, but please fol­low the link and read the oth­er good stuff they have to offer, then vis­it Ghost Road Press or Blazevox and pick up his book(s), why don't you? I will be doing so forthwith.

Hit-or-Miss Ele­gy

There are a thou­sand ter­ri­ble names

one per­son can call anoth­er, and I have said them all.

All my mem­o­ries begin a lit­tle bit confused,

but I was eigh­teen and stand­ing on rot­ten carpet,

there were short-sleeve shirts on a chair, my brother

and I in a trail­er parked at the edge of a cot­ton field,

Nicky and Ken­ny, two guys we worked with,

all of us for my dad, cut­ting some meth on a small table,

ask­ing if we still want­ed to go frog gigging.

These are the peo­ple that oth­er peo­ple say

shouldn’t have free health care. These are the people

oth­ers say should just rot. Nat­ur­al selection,

rub­bish to the wind, worth­less pieces of shit,

and on and on. The irony here is that they

don’t care about health care, anyway,

they don’t care about the gov­ern­ment, they don’t

care about their teeth or liv­ers, they don’t care

about much but right, right now. A pay­check is a long way

away most of the time. A week is an eternity.

I am friends with these peo­ple, but I am not them.

I am half in love with their lives at eighteen,

and the oth­er half in love with their lives today.

So we all kind of move around the trail­er in dif­fer­ent ways.

Awk­ward­ly with the drugs on the table and a gun

rest­ing in the cor­ner. More famil­iar when it was

anoth­er trail­er that my sis­ter lived in, fourth of July,

baked beans in the oven, fire­works lin­ing up

in the dead grass out­side. Red­neck, poor white trash,

say what­ev­er you want. I’m con­fused about a lot

of things. I don’t blame you. Nicky and I used to work

hard togeth­er, build­ing util­i­ty trail­ers, we used to go out

on Fri­day nights and drink at the Blue Moon,

I was under­age, he was just want­i­ng to be per­pet­u­al­ly young,

won­der­ing about how to get fired from anoth­er job

so he could draw unem­ploy­ment, so he could do nothing

while col­lect­ing your hard-earned tax money.

These are the kind of peo­ple I’ve called names, too.

Whether bum or prick, lazy bas­tard or junky,

we named each oth­er in the day­light and dark hours

before and after we would meet up for drinks.

In my town, we all had names. And we were all known,

too, by the names we’ll nev­er know, mouthed

in the cabs of cars and to dif­fer­ent sorts of friends

and while dri­ving back to col­lege or in line

at the gro­cery store try­ing to buy cigarettes

with food stamps. Every­body wants

so much. Some of my neigh­bors today

would love to be able to car­ry con­cealed pistols

in bars. I would like stu­dent loan forgiveness.

We’re beg­ging, like dogs, lit­tle ide­olo­gies barking

all over the place. And what is right or wrong?

These are my friends. I look at us all

and love us for what we are and are not:

fathers, sis­ters, racists, the unem­ployed, addicts,

ass­holes, etc. and so on. I am eigh­teen again.

I am thir­ty-one next month. I am look­ing at the rain

out­side, wait­ing for the sun, and won­der­ing if Nicky

is dead yet. It’s easy to miss him right now,

being so far away. If he’s alive, I’m sure

he’s still a worth­less son-of-a-bitch. But even

a worth­less son-of-a-bitch deserves better.

Clay Matthews Runoff

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Ron Rash's New Collection: Burning Bright

Ron Rash–Burning Bright

You don't have to pay much atten­tion to this blog to know I'm a huge Ron Rash fan.  His new col­lec­tion Burn­ing Bright arrived in the mail yes­ter­day. I'm sav­ing it until tonight when I can devote full atten­tion to it. In the inter­im, here's a review from, of all places, the Har­vard Crim­son.

Ron Rash was born in Chester, South Car­oli­na and grew up in Boil­ing Springs, North Car­oli­na, and his writ­ing reflects his roots. In “Burn­ing Bright,” Rash pays homage to the land and the peo­ple of the Appalachi­an Moun­tains in which he was raised.

Burn­ing Bright” is a col­lec­tion of short sto­ries which spans rough­ly 150 years from the clos­ing days of the Civ­il War to mod­ern times. Although the book tells a vari­ety of sto­ries and hosts a range of nar­ra­tors, Rash’s sto­ries remain nat­u­ral­ly cohe­sive. The books span a great num­ber of years, but the work remains uni­fied by a strong, organ­ic inter­nal force. Appalachia is one of the most pover­ty-strick­en areas in the Unit­ed States, and Rash’s work reflects the ten­u­ous rela­tion­ship that the peo­ple of this region have with each oth­er and the land beneath them. The impor­tance of the earth and the com­mu­ni­ties dri­ves each sto­ry togeth­er and remains unabat­ed through­out the work. More.

I've been look­ing for­ward to this one for quite some time, after the action-packed–how often can you say that about a lit­er­ary novel?–and fas­ci­nat­ing Ser­e­na and my favorite of his, The World Made Straight. I'll say more after I've got­ten into it tonight or tomorrow.

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Class Issues, or Everything's OK if You've Got the Money

Check out what Paul Toth has to say on the issue:

"in every case in which mul­ti­cul­tur­al­ism is addressed by text­book and/or pro­fes­sor, nowhere to be found is any men­tion of eco­nom­ic class diversity.

As I see it, poor whites, blacks and oth­ers share more in com­mon than the dif­fer­ences in their skin col­oration, whether or not they real­ize it. The impact of class dis­crim­i­na­tion approach­es that of racism. In fact, in most wealthy and large­ly-white neigh­bor­hoods, blacks are accept­ed because mon­ey is today's skin. If you're green enough, you're white enough. Gimme some skin."

I'd have more to say on this if I weren't sick­er than a god­damned mutt. Today is turn­ing into 'sup­port your friends' day for me–I can't con­ceive of peo­ple who deserve it more.  One of these days…

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